When I was ten years old I had no idea what sex was but my best friend and I knew that it involved being naked so we used to take off all the clothes of our barbies and say “it’s really hot, we hope ken doesn’t see” and of course, ken would always see, and ken would come over, and naked barbies would dance around going “oh yeah baby” but nothing really happened until ken said “i love you” and our barbies said “we love you too” and then one of our moms would say “girls, come down for grilled cheese” and dirty barbies would get stashed under the bed and we’d head downstairs debating whether we should watch the little mermaid or a goofy movie.
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When I was ten years old I had no idea what sex was but my best friend and I knew that it involved being naked so we...